10 Funny Quotes Boss Birthday


- "The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill." - Robert Heller

- "There is only one boss. The customer." - Sam Walton

- "The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off." - Abe Lemons

- "The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it." - Theodore Roosevelt

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- "If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'" - Dave Barry

- "The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds." - Casey Stengel

- "The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off." - Abe Lemons

- "Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser." - Vince Lombardi

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- "People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives." - Theodore Roosevelt

- "There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else." - Sam Walton

- "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you." - Ashleigh Brilliant

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- "The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill." - Robert Heller

- "The speed of the boss is the speed of the team." - Lee Iacocca

- "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." - Woody Allen

- "Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so." - Robert Frost

- "Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties." - Doug Larson

- "There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job." - Peter Drucker

Funny Bad Boss Quotes

- "The first myth of management is that it exists." - Robert Heller

- "Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so." - Robert Frost

- "The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." - Casey Stengel

- "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." - Woody Allen

- "If at first you don't succeed, try hard work." - William Feather

- "Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself." - Thomas J. Watson

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- "Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems." - Donald Rumsfeld

- "Everyone rises to their level of incompetence." - Laurence J. Peter

- "The speed of the boss is the speed of the team." - Lee Iacocca

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- "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." - Howard Aiken

- "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost


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