Best 40 Funny Motivational Quotes For Students


- "When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering." - H. W. L. Poonja

- "Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing." - Alexander Woollcott

- "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Isaac Asimov

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- "Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing." - Chuck Noll

- "I cannot afford to waste my time making money" - Louis Agassiz

- "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

Funny Motivational Quotes For Work

- "Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost." - Ellen DeGeneres

- "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

- "I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice." - Zooey Deschanel

- "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." - Erica Jong

- "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar

- "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back." - Oscar Wilde

- "Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings." - Ellen DeGeneres

- "These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I'll figure out how to do it." - Randy Glasbergen

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- "The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm." - Malcolm Forbes

Funny Motivational Quotes For Teachers

- "Good things come to those who hustle" - Chuck Noll

- "Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times." - Napoleon Hill

- "Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes." - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

- "Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain

- "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well." - Mark Twain

- "The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." - Will Rogers

- "Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door." - Kyle Chandler

Funny Motivational Quotes For Nurses

- "When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" - Sydney J. Harris

- "I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." - Benjamin Franklin

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- "Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches." - Tallulah Bankhead

- "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw

- "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz

- "To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

- "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second." - Albert Einstein

- "These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I'll figure out how to do it." - Randy Glasbergen

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Funny Motivational Quotes From Movies

- "Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched." - Mindy Kaling

- "All things come to those who wait." - Violet Fane

- "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White

- "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." - Dale Carnegie

- "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." - Robert Benchley

- "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." - Mae West

- "Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can." - Danny Kaye

- "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Funny Motivational Quotes Reddit

- "Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything." - Karen Marie Moning


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