Funny Quotes

The only way to guarantee failure is to give up so keep pushing forward even when the coffee runs out.

You are not a hot mess express you are a beautifully imperfect train chugging along on a winding mountain track.

You are stronger than you think braver than you feel and more resilient than you imagine most of the time.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade but when life gives you avocado toast make a really good Instagram post.

You are not a hot mess you are a masterpiece in progress with a few minor delays and setbacks occasionally.