Top 100 Funny Cat Quotes With Pictures


- "A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not." - Ernest Hemingway

- "Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow." - Monica Edwards

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- "A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it." - Jerome K. Jerome

- "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

- "I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value." - Geoffrey Household

- "The cat is, above all things, a dramatist." - Margaret Benson

Funny Cat Quotes And Sayings

- "Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" - Theophile Gautier

- "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Jeff Valdez

- "Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible." - Roger Caras

- "I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." - Jean Cocteau

- "The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." - Doug Larson

- "I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human." - Lucy Maud Montgomery

- "Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar." - Alexis Ohanian

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- "A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal." - Agnes Repplier

- "Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use." - Mark Twain

- "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain

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- "People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faye Resnick

- "Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain

- "If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." - Alfred North Whitehead

- "Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place." - Paul Gray

- "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

- "Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them." - Jim Davis

- "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

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- "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

Funny Cat Quotes With Pictures

- "A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish." - James P. Gorman

- "After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference." - Charlotte Gray

- "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry

- "The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life." - Carl Van Vechten

- "What greater gift than the love of a cat." - Charles Dickens

- "Time spent with a cat is never wasted." - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

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- "The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." - William S. Burroughs

- "Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything." - Hank Ketcham

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- "If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember." - Terry Pratchett

- "The naming of cats is a difficult matter" - T. S. Eliot

- "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." - Edgar Allan Poe

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- "If you want to write, keep cats." - Aldous Huxley

- "Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man." - Paul Gray

- "Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons." - Robertson Davies

- "The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city." - Carl Van Vechten

Funny Cat Quotes In Hindi

- "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." - Albert Einstein

- "I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time." - Neil Gaiman

- "Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly." - Andre Norton

- "I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days." - Bill Dana

- "As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind." - Cleveland Amory

- "Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar." - Alexis Ohanian


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