Top Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Son


- "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." - George Harrison

- "Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel

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- "The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance." - Brian Tracy

- "China restricts the society's freedom of speech. The Communist Party imposes these limits because it lacks confidence towards the future and has no ideals. Nowadays, China is experiencing the detrimental effects of such decisions. Its citizens have no creativity." - Ai Weiwei

- "If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people." - Anthony

- "People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." - George Burns

- "Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." - Jean Paul

- "One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything." - Oscar Wilde

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Her

- "Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30." - Robert Frost

- "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'" - Steven Wright

- "You're only young once, but you can be immature forever." - Germaine Greer

- "Act your age, not your shoe size." - Prince

- "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

- "This idea of artistry, this idea of creativity... Ultimately, it has to be just real talk. We have to give a common way for people to access the world around them - even just words and terminology that we know are representative of the future." - Eli Russell Linnetz

- "The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." - Oprah Winfrey

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- "It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me." - Ellen Glasgow

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Him

- "You're only as old as you feel." - Paul Simonon

- "One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything." - Oscar Wilde

- "The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet." - Robert Orben

- "The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers

- "The new meaning of soul is creativity and mysticism. These will become the foundation of the new psychological type and with him or her will come the new civilization." - Otto Rank

- "Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." - Pope John XXIII

- "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." - William Shakespeare

- "The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune." - Pope Paul VI

- "May you live all the days of your life." - Jonathan Swift

- "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Sister

- "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." - Chili Davis

- "Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." - Jean Paul

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- "There is still no cure for the common birthday." - John Glenn

- "Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives." - Kurt Cobain

- "Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." - C. E. M. Joad

- "A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." - Erma Bombeck

- "If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." - Jim Eason

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Coworker

- "Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new." - Sammy Hagar

- "If you're not getting older, you're dead." - Tom Petty

- "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." - Herbert V. Prochnow

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- "Paint the flying spirit of the bird rather than its feathers." - Robert Henri

- "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope

- "May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." - Frank Sinatra

- "You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo" - Dana Rosemary Scallon

- "It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me." - Ellen Glasgow

- "Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved." - Will Rogers

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends

- "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Norman Wisdom

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- "Time and tide wait for no man." - Geoffrey Chaucer

- "Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." - Dorothy Parker

- "Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." - Mary Schmich


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